The MINI Creed

This is my MINI. There are many like it, but this one is mine.
My MINI is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life.
My MINI, without me, is useless. Without my MINI, I am useless. I must motor my MINI true. I must motor faster than my opponent who is trying to pass me. I must pass him before he passes me. I will...
My MINI and I know that what counts in this race is not the miles we motor, the sound of our exhaust, nor the smoke our tires make. We know that it is the races we win. We will win…
My MINI is human, even as I, because it is my life. Thus, I will learn it as a brother. I will learn its weaknesses, its strength, its parts, its accessories, its engine and its suspension. I will keep my MINI clean and ready, even as I am clean and ready. We will become part of each other. We will...
Before God, I swear this creed. My MINI and I are the defenders of the road. We are the masters of the interstates. We are the saviors of the highways.
So be it, until a podium finish is ours and there is no traffic.

(Adapted by Oz Trad from the Marine's "Rifleman's Creed)
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'08 JCW Sidewalk PW/B "Katie"