If you had to put a warning label on the Mini, what would it read?

 

I have visor warnings on mine. It tells female occupants to remove their tops and restrictive clothing due to the acceleration of the vehicle. You can get 'em on eBay.

 

ha that's a good one!

I was referring more to like a Surgeon General's like warning...........

 

Please do NOT slame the %#$*& door.

 

"Electrical system leaks, must be returned to factory for new smoke"

 

I did have one on my rear view mirror. It said The Surgeon General Says "It's Okay To Smoke A Honda"
I made it with one of those little label makers.

 

Warning: This car is invisible to inconsiderate, inattentive, idiots driving bimbo boxes AKA SUVs and minivans. You *will* get cut off, repeatedly. Apply horn liberally.

 

Bimbo Boxes LOLZ!!!!

 

Warning: Driving this vehicle may be addictive and known to cause OCD with cleaning and modifications, drive at own risk...

 

Warning: Door handle must be pulled twice to exit. Stop freaking yanking as hard as you can the first time or you are going to have a foot up you a^&!!

 

+1

 

hahahahahahaa bimbo boxes. that's great!

 

Here! Here! BIG pet peeve!

 

[On the Speedo] - Warning: For informational purposes only. Comments/Recriminations may be hazordous to your health.

 

Speed on Curve Sign ahead is only a suggestion !

 

WARNING: Car will accelerate when approaching turns.

 

Extreme Danger: The use of this vehicle is known to the state of California to produce addictive chemicals in the brain. Prolonged exposure can cause these to accumulate and may affect judgment.


Caution: May cause adrenaline rush.

 

Warning: Driving This Car Will Put A Smile On Your Face.

 

Warning: This Car Parks Only At The Far End Of The Parking Lot.

 

+1

Scarlet is ALWAYS in the very back. . .and usually sideways.

 

Warning: If you fall in love with your car it will spontaneously combust and leave you crying on the six o'clock news.

 

Caution: Please refrain from closing the door using the window.
Addendum: Failure to comply will result in a boot to the face.

 

I've been working on something along these lines for about the past week. I might be nearly done.

 

Posted speed is doubled and add 10(ie posted speed of 25= 25mph x 2 +10mph= 60mph turn)