There’s bling, and then there’s completely ‘effing ridiculous. Coming from someone who can’t afford to pay the late fees after renting Blood Diamond, the following items definitely fall into the latter category. I mean, we get it. You’re very, very, unbelievably stinking rich.

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hhmm/// how do u wash it?

 

CAREFULLY...

 

I guess the only swirl marks after washing this baby would be on your hands.