Drivetrain Just released... New ALTA SC pulley!
Here ya go.
A couple of important notes:
A couple of important notes:
- The pulley is so advanced that it actually generates HP and TQ at 0 RPM. When the car is not being driven, this energy can be used to power your home, or even sold back to the power company. (Bling Bling AC adapter not included).
- The Bling factor is totally off the chart. Well, technically it's still on the chart, but it's certainly off the graph.
Here ya go.
A couple of important notes:
A couple of important notes:
- The pulley is so advanced that it actually generates HP and TQ at 0 RPM. When the car is not being driven, this energy can be used to power your home, or even sold back to the power company. (Bling Bling AC adapter not included).
- The Bling factor is totally off the chart. Well, technically it's still on the chart, but it's certainly off the graph.

Joined: Feb 2003
Posts: 1,754
Likes: 36
From: Metro Detroit Area, Michigan
We have just received our pre-order shipment and are reaady for shippment or install. act fast and you will get a 15% discount! offer good till 9:39 EST.
__________________
Pergo shmergo.
How about us racers?
With this new shift toward pleasing the bling bling crowd, we will be getting our azzes kicked at the race track!
If Alta wants to maintain its world renowned engineering supremacy, you really need to push the release of that rumored (super-duper lightweight race pulley).
AKA: project S.D.L.R.P. thats made from compressed feather technology & balsa wood.
Don't forget about your loyal racers & kick some bar stools in your R&D department for us.
Please send prototypes for track testing soon!
Thanks
How about us racers?
With this new shift toward pleasing the bling bling crowd, we will be getting our azzes kicked at the race track!
If Alta wants to maintain its world renowned engineering supremacy, you really need to push the release of that rumored (super-duper lightweight race pulley).
AKA: project S.D.L.R.P. thats made from compressed feather technology & balsa wood.
Don't forget about your loyal racers & kick some bar stools in your R&D department for us.
Please send prototypes for track testing soon!
Thanks
Alta 2,
Here some R&D help!
Just in from the scientists we commissioned at a major unnamed university to reverse engineer the unnamed competitor pulley.
The following spy picture was taken of your unnamed competitors pulley, utilizing a multi-million dollar scanning electro-beam microscope @ 1 million magnification to reveal detail not visible by the human eye.

Ive taken the liberty of forwarding these pictures to the SCCA,NASA,IMSA,FBI CIA etc.etc. All of which are formulating there 2007 rule book to outlaw the use of these pulleys in competition.
Cheers!
Here some R&D help!
Just in from the scientists we commissioned at a major unnamed university to reverse engineer the unnamed competitor pulley.
The following spy picture was taken of your unnamed competitors pulley, utilizing a multi-million dollar scanning electro-beam microscope @ 1 million magnification to reveal detail not visible by the human eye.

Ive taken the liberty of forwarding these pictures to the SCCA,NASA,IMSA,FBI CIA etc.etc. All of which are formulating there 2007 rule book to outlaw the use of these pulleys in competition.Cheers!
I don't see any more special requests....
What will i do tonight.....
This is bad....We might have to shut down our special products devision
What will i do tonight.....
This is bad....We might have to shut down our special products devision
Last edited by ALTADESIGN; Feb 6, 2007 at 04:31 PM. Reason: I can't spell
Well, it just wouldn't be a complete outfit if we didn't have a belt to match!

Bling Bling Pulley
(12) 1/4 carat diamonds surround the center diamond cluster. The cluster includes exactly 700 traditional round cut, near colorless and VVS1 in clarity diamonds. This is a perfect Valentines Day gift for any Mini Cooper owners wife or girlfriend. Custom made epoxy is designed to securely hold diamonds to outer pulley and withstand 17,000 Revolution Per Minute!
At only $19,768, and only a slight increase it weight, this pulley will not only add power, but keep you looking like a star.
Check out our website for more information
http://www.altaminiperformance.com/p...g-Bling-Pulley
Orders need to be placed by 2/4/2007 to guarantee delivery by Valentines Day.
Don't forget to check out customer comments on this one!
Now if I setup the LEDs opposite it just just its hould have quite the dazzling sparkle effect when I idle the engine with the bonnet open at nightDoes that belt work with the pulley? Do the holes in it eliminate the need for a tensioner tool? Since that belt is likely to be worn by Alta fanatics, do you call it a fan belt? Is trying to come up with puns at 2:30AM a good idea? Should I have quit before I started? Is this too many questions?











