Additional features of the “Butt Dyno”
It measures Deceleration and Lateral G Forces with equal accuracy.

Optional feature requested by my “Carbon Based Rev Limiter”.
Electro-Shock connections to other local vital areas, for when the recommended forces are exceeded.


Dave

 

Me thinks Dave worked too long in the "industry"....

 

My rusting is not that slow.
Remember the only way to beat cubic inches is cubic dollars.


Dave

 

works the same with women too

 

the only dyno results I have seen were Hubie's stocker, twincharged. now there are a couple of contenders, but no plots!

 

maybe it's Real Wheel HorsePower...

 

Woah, I have created a monster here (the car's not bad either). I have dynoed the car only once: when we first installed the kit. We posted the plots here:

https://www.northamericanmotoring.co...9&page=2&pp=25

Since then, we have installed a larger-than-stock supercharger pulley, completely replaced and re-tuned the management with the next generation Powerpaq, and a new exhaust. We haven't been able to get the car back in for new dynos, and it will have to wait until after the holidays, unless I want to get kicked out of the house. As soon as we get the car off the dyno next week, I'll come sprinting over to the computer and post the plots. I sure hope we make 300whp after all the bravado .

 

contender #1 has plotted first: now for the devil, with his super-modded rig...so far only threats to dyno?

 

Whoa! It was only a matter of time before the sparks started to fly!

In the near future, 300whp will become the new "benchmark" for this car. A year or so ago, only the "daring" were putting a 15% pulley on the car. And the "stupid" were going with the 19% pulley!

"Captain, I'm givin' her all she's got!"

hmmm, now that I'm unemployed, I am somehow "making" more money to fund my project. Strange. With my tax return just around the corner, I should have ample funds for my plans...if I can keep my better half out of my wallet.

 

I'm so gonna attach afterburners to my mini.

f twincharging, I'm getting my boost through rockets.

har

 

It can be like on that episode of Mythbuster's where they strap those 4 rockets to the roof of that car in the desert and try to drive it with a radio control.

 

WELL?! What happened? Did it work?

Did they put that biatch on a dyno?

hahahahahahahaha

 

It's very apparent whoever wrote the web app (http://www.tnmotorsports.com/dyno.htm), was expecting only rear 2wd vehicles to use it....

 

What kind of gas mileage do you expect from this Mod?

 

I'm aiming for 30 city-36 hwy
gpm

HAR

 

Yeah it worked.....cant remeber what kind off Hp they were saying that the rockets put out? I want to say 3000? But then I could be wrong but if i am it still sounds good .

 

DUDE!

If i did this, my ***** would be WAY bigger than anyone elses on this thread.

RIGHT?! RIGHT?!

aw...

oh well.

 

sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhh

hubie comes to Cali tomorrow..... he says we dyno thursday.....

 

Now I think I would need a video of the actual dyno too.

I don't know what's real anymore.

Just remember that talk is cheap.

Until then, I'll spend it on something else.

 

video isnt good enough, i want it broadcasted live on the web from an account with a retinal scan security.

 

i second that very good idea

 

sadly.... that won't be good enough for some

 

You can't boast if you don't post!

 

I dont know about all that but you would deffenately have a fast Mini .

 

It worked, but didn't end up going very fast (100 ish?). It definitely didn't take flight and bury itself into a rock cliff only to be discovered by state troopers.