This time of the year I have birds stop by on their migration south. They hang out on the power lines at the front of the house by the thousands. Though my MPS is not directly under the wires, the prevailing winds this time of the year carry the distasteful tidings on to my beloved micro machine.

I’m not talking about a random spot of happy smudge, but the entire car is covered. This will continue for the next week or two. Looks like I have the pleasure of washing my MPS every day before I leave for work while the migration is passing through.

 

^^^ Ick.



And to think I got moderately psychotic this afternoon when I noticed one stinking little splat.... right on my door handle.

 

Reminds me of something I saw the other night....I saw a beautiful red Saab 9-5 parked way out in a parking lot, to avoid other cars and door dings (as we all do...lol)...unfortunately, the owner apparently did not notice that he/she parked under a light post that was heavily populated by birds. That owner had a serious cleaning project ahead of him/her...