DCMM Holiday Funnies thread
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DCMM Holiday Funnies thread
Tis the season for holiday related office humour!
If you come across something funny this season, be sure to share with your fellow DCMM'ers!
I am participating in organizing a $7000 children's holiday party for my unit. We're going to have clowns, and santa, and real firetrucks... It's for military members & children assigned to our unit only, but we're 1000 strong, and not everyone can make it. So to provide the most bang for the buck for the kids, each section was asked to provide a headcount. Easiest way being to send an email out the the members, tally their responses. Here's a good one I got:
If you come across something funny this season, be sure to share with your fellow DCMM'ers!
I am participating in organizing a $7000 children's holiday party for my unit. We're going to have clowns, and santa, and real firetrucks... It's for military members & children assigned to our unit only, but we're 1000 strong, and not everyone can make it. So to provide the most bang for the buck for the kids, each section was asked to provide a headcount. Easiest way being to send an email out the the members, tally their responses. Here's a good one I got:
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ET1 Xxxxx,
I have 3 lovely little girls ages 18 months, 4 yrs, and 6 yrs, and a lumbering 16 year old boy and I don't really think he needs a gift bag (on the naughty list). If however you have a lump of coal that would be great.
Respectfully,
SFC Xxxxx
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ET1 Xxxxx,
I have 3 lovely little girls ages 18 months, 4 yrs, and 6 yrs, and a lumbering 16 year old boy and I don't really think he needs a gift bag (on the naughty list). If however you have a lump of coal that would be great.
Respectfully,
SFC Xxxxx
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