okay, I'm not THAT bad..LOL!... I've just gotten to know the people over on M2 so well that I go on and give 'em hell a little now and then..LOL!.. no worries, I'm not here to cause trouble.. (but it is funny that my reputation precedes me so much.. )

A)Metal (pretty much the only way I can thumb my nose at the rest of the MTV kids today.. even though I don't listen to it that much.. I've got my favorites, but I'm more of a jazz and blues guy... I just like giving those "tuner kids" a little crap.. as if there wasn't enough Hondas on the road pumping out Jay-z or Sean Paul..LOL! )

B) MINI... self explanitory..

C) mayhem.. not because I intentionally cause it.. it just happens when I'm around.. I'm like Ben Stiller in "Something about Mary".. I dont just get my willie stuck in the zipper, it becomes a whole neighborhood affair.... not that it's ever happened ... it just closely models the type of luck I have... or like "Chunk" from the Goonies.. that kind of luck..

 

You seem like a nice guy to me, MetalMiniMayhem!

 

Well we do NOT need to get together!! I can turn the simple stuff into a major cluster!! The guys I work with Will not let me do anything the last 2 hours of our shift!!

 

I'm just teasing you...

 

I know you're teasing..LOL!..

BamaGirl... yep, I'm the same way... just go over to MINI2 and mention "3m" and either "Gorilla Glue" or "Aladine, Hydroflouric Acid (HF)"... People still giving me crap about those two incidents..LOL!

 

Derek, you still playing with the HF and no gloves?

 

PMSL! see what I mean?

 

Hmmm...I dunno if we should share a cabin. Let's see...I have been known to give myself a concussion with a 2x4, start a domino effect with...well, what do you got, kill a computer just by touching it (really), and since you mentioned chemicals...accidentally dyed my hands black with silver nitrate. I guess as long as we don't burn the place down we're doing OK

 

well, you'll have "the hubby" there, so hopefully he'll be able to keep out for the two of us..LOL!.. Plus, Steve (the guy in the other MINI) can help keep us out of trouble..LOL!..

oh yeah, I've been meaning to ask.. did I meet ya'll at MINIs on Top last year?.. were you with the NY MINI people?..

 

Well see...there's another problem we're gonna have..."hubby's" name is Steve too

and no, we're from Cincy and haven't been up in them there parts

 

oh boy... bustin' my juevos already?.. LOL! yeah, I'm a "good ole boy" from FL, but I got transplated up here in New England about 4 years ago.. spent a lot of time trying to squash my accent.. but if we all wind up drinking at one of the dinners or whatnot.. you'll hear me slip back into it..

Yeah, the Steve that's following me down, his name is Minimort (that's who was giving me a hard time about the chemicals..LOL!)

 

I grew up in KY and do the same thing. If I encounter too many locals in TN, my accent may come flying back to me

 

same here... and I got some stupid saying that come out as well.. this should be interesting..LOL!

 

Uh oh.... looks like I got suckered in by a bunch of Rebels!

What's a lonely Yank to do!!!

 

Yeeeeee HAWWWWWWWW!!!! Boy, before yer dun, you gone be eetin' pigs feet and hawg mawls... you'll be so fulllll, it gone take 3 men an' a midget to carry you back to yer room...

 

BTW... Steve.. do you think we should get a huge "band-aid" sticker for your car?... or should we just stick a bunch of bandages on it?.. just a thought..LOL!

 

I put one of these (N1076)on my car when it was in an accident ...it made people absolutely howl with laughter. It's large enough to catch the eye, being 15" long and 5" wide, even at a distance. I found it on www.ClownAntics.com.

 

ROTF!... those are great!... Steve needs those... plus a sign with an arrow pointing up saying "I'm with stupid" (he spent the insurance check on something OTHER than fixing his car..LOL!)... sorry Steve..had to go there..LOL!

 

Hey, I spent it wisely, and not all of it... I figured it was a way to take care of things that needed taking care of, fixing the car hasn't been as high on the list as some others, but it still runs fine, and I can spot it in a line up easy!

 

LOL! I'm just breakin your *****!

 

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Well, as we locals always say,help keep TN clean, put a Buckeye on the Bus...Ya'all c'mon down now, ya heah....