Howdy guys. Just walked out into the parking lot at work, and I noticed that my '03 R53 has the driver's side:

Fog light, front and rear corner markers, and tail (but not brake) lights all illuminated.

The car is turned off, and the light switch is in the "off" position.

Any help or information?

 

You have initiated (without realizing it) the 'parked on the side of the road' feature.

 

Turn signal switch is in down ( left ) pos. Bring it back to center.