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Old Feb 12, 2004 | 02:30 PM
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PROMINI Valentine's Day Special
This offer expires 2/17/04
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Get something special for the love of your life!!!

If you're like me you spend most of the year in the doghouse anyway! Most days you get home from a hard day at the office, and the Little Lady is already bouncin' off the "Rev. Limiter" as you enter the house. Your not sure what, but you know it's something you've done wrong. Either the garbage, the clothes on the floor, the cat litter or the transmission that's been disassembled on the dining room table for over a month. The bright side is, you know that if you just make it to the garage the gun fire will be over.

Ahhhh, the garage! Your space - the place where everything is yours! All of your prized possessions are in the garage. Even those 6 buckets of used oil look good because they are ALL yours. Helpful Hint: (At Al's garage I have the dead bolt turned around so you lock it from the inside) As you enter this sacred shrine and lock the door behind you, you quickly check out every one of your projects and things! How we love our things. Your eyes stop at the altar, (that's the $9000.00 snap-on tool box you purchased over 5 years ago and the smokin' deal you got at 32% interest - minimum payments you owe only $11,930.00). Then you quickly remember your true love! You turn to the center of the room and there she is, your Cooper or Cooper "S". Waxed to perfection, just quietly waiting for you to get home. In my garage it's Silver Sonic. You get in, you touch the dash. You firmly grab the steering wheel and in one second y! ou know this is true love. As you tart day dreaming about your last day at the driving school leading the pack with best lap of the day, you hear a faint banging on the garage door and some muffled words like "Open this damn door right now!" You reply by simply closing the car door, turning the key to the accessory position and slipping in your favorite 70'S CD. (mine is Allman Brothers - song title: Tie Me to the Whipping Post), and cranking up the volume. Doing this is like putting up a second force field on the starship Enterprise. You know that a relationship like this deserves something special on Valentine's Day. After all, you're going to keep her around forever.

Here is the PROMINI Valentines Day "2 for 1" special:
Please Note: The Promini definition of "2 for 1" means you buy a gift for your MINI, and we give you a discount so that you can buy the other "Love of your life" a bunch of flowers. Check out FTD for great flower arrangements.

Order your PROMINI parts here: 1-800-648-7278 ext. 1 or visit us online at www.promini.com

Adjustable trailing arms $39.95 off
PROMINI Short shift kit $19.95 off
Racing filter kit $19.95 off
Stress bars $19.95 off
Ociari Aero dynamic kit $99.95 off
Mintex Brake RED pads $10.00 off
Mintex Brake 1144, 1155, 1166 pads $20.00 off

For a complete listing please check http://www.promini.com/specials/12feb04/

Tech Tip: For best results, have the flowers delivered by the florist and slip the MINI parts in a plain paper bag under the garage door.
 
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