Fob won't unlock, all warnings on upon ignition...
 

Hey everyone. I apologize if this is repeated subject matter, but I've checked just about everywhere and haven't found any definite answers about my situation. Yesterday I went to get in my car (08 mcs) and the key fob wouldn't unlock the car. Through the window I could see the mini on a lift symbol on the tach, so I used the valet key to unlock the car, and started it once inside. Upon starting, everything sounded normal, the car was behaving normal as far as I could tell, but each time I started it every single warning light I have would come on, the car had forgotten its service indicator mileage, etc. I've heard some people say it was merely a battery voltage issue, others saying it was one of the electronic modules. If anyone has any input it would be greatly appreciated. Thanks!
--Caleb

I'd contact your local dealer and see what they say. Also have you checked the OBC to see what interval your Mileage to Service is indicating, seems like you MINI may just need to be serviced.