That is us! All dressed up for our Friday night date night! Mayhem? Mois? I claim complete and utter,...hehe,..always thought that word was funny....utter ROFL!... What was I saying?

 

Came out of the grocery store to find a note on CARJOY. It just said "Love the Color". What can I say? The general public knows a good thing when they see it!

 

Which one's Skuzz? Which one's Skuzz?

 

Cool!

Ahhh,..one of life's great mysteries.

 

I had that pasted on my forehead when I was in the grocery store...I must have had a good tan that summer?

 

I had no idea Canadians could tan!! Learn something new everyday! WOOT!

 

I'm willing to bet it was the spray on/wipe on variety! Check his palms! Are they tan too?

 

Ahhhh,..but if his palms were tan,..then wouldn't that,...nope,..not going there. No way. No how. Not in my lifetime. Not on a bet. Not on a dare.

Maybe he brushed up against Bubbles too much, too often and he is turning NFR?

 

You don't have to take us there Skuzz.... We've all gone there by ourselves... BTW, it is soooo much fun to make fun of Dennis while he is not logged on!

 

You mean we've all rubbed up against our NFR's? I'm not alone on this one? Wheew....

 

That's why I did not get any stripes. I figure they would not have lasted.

 

You can have stripes! You just need to be flexible!!!

 

I am too old to be flexible. Last time I tried to bend over and tie my shoes I was laid up in bed for a week!

 

I've got a really nice set of stripes....down my back! I, too, wore them right off!

 

I'm sure vinyl is a nice look on you!

 

Ohhhhh,..viiiinnnnyyyyyyllllll. Now all you need are the patten-leather heels and you would be stylin!

 

Cloth...I went with a cloth interior..I should have cloth heels!

 

Ahhh,...ohhhh,...I did not know you had a cloth interior. Most of us humons have flesh and blood and other nonsense for our interiors.

 

Nope...just cloth....I have a cloth heart....cloth intestines...a cloth spleen...it's all cloth.

 

THAT explains a lot about Canadians, don't you think Skuzz???

 

I try not to think carjoy. The last time I did,...it..it was not pretty.

 

All that cloth... Is that where the lint comes from?

 

He is a lint magnet. Now I know why. AH-HAH!

Ok, if I get wordy, it is because I am nervous about taking Romi into the dealer tomorrow for oil change, software update, and fuse update. She runs so well and gets such greta gas mileage. I am used to her quirks and personality.

What if she is not the same after they get done?!?! What if they lobotomize her?!?! What if she doe snot recognize me afterwards?!?!?!?! ARRRRRRRRRRRGGGHHH!!!!! Stress just got another name. It's called 'updates'.

 

Don't worry, Skuzzy. Alll the dealers can't be as bad a mine.

 

My only question.....what is "Doe Snot"...and how come I don't have any on my car?