R50/53 How to have SEX in a MINI!
Oct 5, 2006 | 06:41 AM
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From: Bowie, MD
Oh man this thread is still going
Oct 5, 2006 | 08:21 AM
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Rick-Anderson
When I was younger I would do it anywhere - on a Vespa, in an MG Midget, etc. Now that seems like too much work.
WAY to much info. Where is that blacklight?
Oct 5, 2006 | 07:33 PM
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From: Marysville, WA
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Gromit801
Do NOT, under any circumstances, shine a black light into that car!
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chows4us
WAY to much info. Where is that blacklight?
LMAO!!!!!
(gonna have to try that diagram out sometime.. Lets MOTOR!!!!)
Oct 6, 2006 | 01:05 AM
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the passenger seat IS quite roomy when adjusted all the way back. was able to fit a 5'2" girl, kneeling down on the floor inside the passenger footwell...
uh-oh...please don't kick me out now!
Oct 6, 2006 | 05:29 AM
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From: Houston, Texas
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chows4us
WAY to much info. Where is that blacklight?
Don't forget the laytex gloves.
Oct 6, 2006 | 05:37 AM
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From: Bowie, MD
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mini_macky
the passenger seat IS quite roomy when adjusted all the way back. was able to fit a 5'2" girl, kneeling down on the floor inside the passenger footwell...
uh-oh...please don't kick me out now!
haha
Oct 6, 2006 | 11:53 AM
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From: Kennesaw, GA
Sunroof...
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ImagoX
Sure... if you're a midget.
This DOES illustrate another advantage of the Cabrio, though...
The sunroof is also a handy enabler of erotic encounters...
Oct 6, 2006 | 12:55 PM
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From: San Diego, CA
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crazypoet
The sunroof is also a handy enabler of erotic encounters...
That sounds like it involves aliens!
Oct 6, 2006 | 02:32 PM
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From: San Jose, CA
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The sunroof is also a handy enabler of erotic encounters...
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That sounds like it involves aliens!
Close Encounters of a.... well.... prurient kind
Oct 6, 2006 | 02:41 PM
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From: Jackson Heights, Queens
I saw that in a playboy mag like three years ago,
i think that was the original
Oct 6, 2006 | 04:35 PM
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From: Golden Central Coast Cali
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HighSchoolzMINI
I saw that in a playboy mag like three years ago,
i think that was the original
If your name means you're in High School then get back to studying something other than a Playboy, your future is at stake!
Oct 8, 2006 | 07:00 AM
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From: Richmond, VA
I thought the plan was to study the Playboy and then apply what you learn in the high school environment?
Oct 8, 2006 | 07:18 AM
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From: Yinzer in Exile
Oct 8, 2006 | 10:39 AM
Coordinator :: Super Secret Orange County MINI Cooper Club
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From: Mission Viejo, CA
The sunroof certainly makes things easier.
Oct 8, 2006 | 11:52 AM
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From: Jackson Heights, Queens
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ashboomstick
I thought the plan was to study the Playboy and then apply what you learn in the high school environment?
yea but applying is harder then you would think
Oct 8, 2006 | 01:38 PM
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From: Richmond, VA
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HighSchoolzMINI
yea but applying is harder then you would think
just go for the "sweet and innocent" type, they're the ones who are the closet freaks!
Oct 8, 2006 | 01:57 PM
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From: Las Vegas
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royal4mac
Unless the girl is really really flexable.
Flexible? How 'bout inflatable!
Now there's an idea for new options. The inflatible doll. I wonder if the factory installed version will be more anatomically correct than the dealer installed version. Do you suppose racing checkers will cost extra? What about chrome? Nah, on second thought skip the chrome.
Oct 8, 2006 | 01:59 PM
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From: Charm City, MD
Oct 8, 2006 | 02:58 PM
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From: Rowland Heights, CA
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princeofwaldo
Now there's an idea for new options. The inflatible doll. I wonder if the factory installed version will be more anatomically correct than the dealer installed version. Do you suppose racing checkers will cost extra? What about chrome? Nah, on second thought skip the chrome.
You should bust a Quagmire from Family Guy and install blow up dolls as airbags... Giggidy!
Oct 8, 2006 | 05:05 PM
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princeofwaldo
Now there's an idea for new options. The inflatible doll. I wonder if the factory installed version will be more anatomically correct than the dealer installed version. Do you suppose racing checkers will cost extra? What about chrome? Nah, on second thought skip the chrome.
That's the upgraded Airbag.
Oct 8, 2006 | 06:14 PM
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From: bryan tx
Oct 9, 2006 | 05:01 PM
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From: Jackson Heights, Queens
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ashboomstick
just go for the "sweet and innocent" type, they're the ones who are the closet freaks!
woa i must be talkin to an expert
n i applyed it a while ago, ive had a girl for the past 2-3 months
so i dont think shed like me to still apply it
Oct 9, 2006 | 05:45 PM
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From: Cincinnati, OH
That just made my day!
Oct 9, 2006 | 06:01 PM
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Hell I had sex in my old Delsol, so I know it can be done in a Mini.
Oct 9, 2006 | 06:32 PM
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From: Frederick, MD
What spring and strut combination works best for Motoring while parked? FSDs and progressive-rate springs, maybe?
How does one tune for the best "jounce to the bounce?"