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R50/53 How to have SEX in a MINI!

Old Oct 5, 2006 | 06:41 AM
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Oh man this thread is still going
 
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Old Oct 5, 2006 | 08:21 AM
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Originally Posted by Rick-Anderson
When I was younger I would do it anywhere - on a Vespa, in an MG Midget, etc. Now that seems like too much work.
WAY to much info. Where is that blacklight?
 
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Old Oct 5, 2006 | 07:33 PM
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Originally Posted by Gromit801
Do NOT, under any circumstances, shine a black light into that car!
Originally Posted by chows4us
WAY to much info. Where is that blacklight?
LMAO!!!!!

(gonna have to try that diagram out sometime.. Lets MOTOR!!!!)
 
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Old Oct 6, 2006 | 01:05 AM
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the passenger seat IS quite roomy when adjusted all the way back. was able to fit a 5'2" girl, kneeling down on the floor inside the passenger footwell...

uh-oh...please don't kick me out now!
 
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Old Oct 6, 2006 | 05:29 AM
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Originally Posted by chows4us
WAY to much info. Where is that blacklight?
Don't forget the laytex gloves.
 
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Old Oct 6, 2006 | 05:37 AM
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Originally Posted by mini_macky
the passenger seat IS quite roomy when adjusted all the way back. was able to fit a 5'2" girl, kneeling down on the floor inside the passenger footwell...

uh-oh...please don't kick me out now!

haha
 
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Old Oct 6, 2006 | 11:53 AM
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Sunroof...

Originally Posted by ImagoX
Sure... if you're a midget.

This DOES illustrate another advantage of the Cabrio, though...
The sunroof is also a handy enabler of erotic encounters...
 
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Old Oct 6, 2006 | 12:55 PM
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Originally Posted by crazypoet
The sunroof is also a handy enabler of erotic encounters...
That sounds like it involves aliens!
 
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Old Oct 6, 2006 | 02:32 PM
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The sunroof is also a handy enabler of erotic encounters...
That sounds like it involves aliens!
Close Encounters of a.... well.... prurient kind
 
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Old Oct 6, 2006 | 02:41 PM
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I saw that in a playboy mag like three years ago, i think that was the original
 
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Old Oct 6, 2006 | 04:35 PM
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Originally Posted by HighSchoolzMINI
I saw that in a playboy mag like three years ago, i think that was the original
If your name means you're in High School then get back to studying something other than a Playboy, your future is at stake!

 
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Old Oct 8, 2006 | 07:00 AM
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I thought the plan was to study the Playboy and then apply what you learn in the high school environment?
 
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Old Oct 8, 2006 | 07:18 AM
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If you need a diagram, you need to stick to less complicated locations and/or find yourself a partner who inspires creativity
 
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Old Oct 8, 2006 | 10:39 AM
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The sunroof certainly makes things easier.
 
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Old Oct 8, 2006 | 11:52 AM
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Originally Posted by ashboomstick
I thought the plan was to study the Playboy and then apply what you learn in the high school environment?
yea but applying is harder then you would think
 
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Old Oct 8, 2006 | 01:38 PM
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Originally Posted by HighSchoolzMINI
yea but applying is harder then you would think
just go for the "sweet and innocent" type, they're the ones who are the closet freaks!
 
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Old Oct 8, 2006 | 01:57 PM
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Originally Posted by royal4mac
Unless the girl is really really flexable.
Flexible? How 'bout inflatable!
Now there's an idea for new options. The inflatible doll. I wonder if the factory installed version will be more anatomically correct than the dealer installed version. Do you suppose racing checkers will cost extra? What about chrome? Nah, on second thought skip the chrome.
 
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Old Oct 8, 2006 | 01:59 PM
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Old Oct 8, 2006 | 02:58 PM
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Originally Posted by princeofwaldo
Now there's an idea for new options. The inflatible doll. I wonder if the factory installed version will be more anatomically correct than the dealer installed version. Do you suppose racing checkers will cost extra? What about chrome? Nah, on second thought skip the chrome.
You should bust a Quagmire from Family Guy and install blow up dolls as airbags... Giggidy!
 
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Old Oct 8, 2006 | 05:05 PM
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Originally Posted by princeofwaldo
Now there's an idea for new options. The inflatible doll. I wonder if the factory installed version will be more anatomically correct than the dealer installed version. Do you suppose racing checkers will cost extra? What about chrome? Nah, on second thought skip the chrome.
That's the upgraded Airbag.
 
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Old Oct 8, 2006 | 06:14 PM
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Originally Posted by OmToast
If you need a diagram, you need to stick to less complicated locations and/or find yourself a partner who inspires creativity
 
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Old Oct 9, 2006 | 05:01 PM
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Originally Posted by ashboomstick
just go for the "sweet and innocent" type, they're the ones who are the closet freaks!
woa i must be talkin to an expert
n i applyed it a while ago, ive had a girl for the past 2-3 months
so i dont think shed like me to still apply it
 
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Old Oct 9, 2006 | 05:45 PM
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That just made my day!
 
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Old Oct 9, 2006 | 06:01 PM
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Hell I had sex in my old Delsol, so I know it can be done in a Mini.
 
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Old Oct 9, 2006 | 06:32 PM
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What spring and strut combination works best for Motoring while parked? FSDs and progressive-rate springs, maybe?

How does one tune for the best "jounce to the bounce?"

 
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