>>>>anyone who has ever had to look at a bird's butt can tell you
>>>>that you can see sphincter-like movement back there
>>
Jeez, MINI owners are into some WEIRD stuff...

By the way, berries or not, the white stuff in birdie bowels is pure Uric Acid, which will eat through your clear-coat and paint pretty darn quick. So stop watching pigeon **** and wipe your cars, you horny-thologists!!

 

I may have to check into that car cover! I work in a building where the birds love to sit on our cars. or they'll sit on the security lights and crap on our cars.