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snooter Feb 22, 2006 02:04 PM

It's FUNKY not CUTE
 
Ok, let's set this straight, from this moment on Mini Coopers are to be refered as Funky little cars. NOT CUTE!. I'm a 42 year old male, husband, father of two. I do not drive a CUTE car, it's FUNKY, maybe even QUIRKY, I can even live with PINTSIZE, but is not CUTE. Puppies are CUTE, All Babies are CUTE (at least to their parents:grin: ), even a movie can be CUTE, BUT not my MINI, it's FUNKY!!!

OK, I feel better now, my shrink was right:nod: venting rules!!!!!!!

eVal Feb 22, 2006 02:07 PM

Sorry man, but all Minis are cute, even the most blacked out ones - its just the shape and lines (and size in context to other cars/trucks) - nothing you can do about it but embrace your cuteness :)

bamatt Feb 22, 2006 02:10 PM

Just think of it as your little POCKET ROCKET :roll: :eek2: :razz: :lol:

chows4us Feb 22, 2006 02:10 PM

LOL

What he said.

MINIs are CUTE! I aint never seen a "mean" MINI.

10851CS Feb 22, 2006 02:11 PM

Anyone that calls it cute hasn't ridden one! :nod: At least not if it was being driven the way I drive it. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Earl

eVal Feb 22, 2006 02:14 PM


Originally Posted by 10851CS
Anyone that calls it cute hasn't ridden one! :nod: At least not if it was being driven the way I drive it. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Earl


Cute is the way it looks - Funky is how it will smell after your passengers toss their cookies after driving with you it seems :lol: j/k :)

chows4us Feb 22, 2006 02:16 PM


Originally Posted by 10851CS
Anyone that calls it cute hasn't ridden one! :nod: At least not if it was being driven the way I drive it. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Earl

Its still cute. Even FB Tims is CUTE!

Mineon Feb 22, 2006 02:27 PM

Judging by the overwhelming number of teenagers (mostly girls) swarming all over the Mini exhibit at the Detroit Auto Show, it is apparently, a cute car. As a middle-aged father of two small children I also abhor the car being called cute (which happens often to me), but I just live with it since I knew what I was getting into.

-Keith

thefuturequeenofnebraska Feb 22, 2006 02:28 PM

some can be badarse... none are really funky, but most are cute...
like mine! how can a PINK MINI be anything other than cute?

chows4us Feb 22, 2006 02:30 PM


Originally Posted by thefuturequeenofnebraska
some can be badarse... none are really funky, but most are cute...
like mine! how can a PINK MINI be anything other than cute?

CUTE ... they are ALL CUTE:thumbsup::thumbsup::thumbsup::thumbsup::thumb sup:

gokartride Feb 22, 2006 02:31 PM

Yup sorry, they're cute. Your just going to have to come to grips w/ that.:lol:

thefuturequeenofnebraska Feb 22, 2006 02:32 PM

those of you that say ALL are cute have not met Hal 4.0... she has WAY too many HP to be cute :razz:

shes HOT!!!

planeguy Feb 22, 2006 02:36 PM

If you are a 18yr girl .....Its cute
If you are a 42yr old male......It's ECCENTRIC

chows4us Feb 22, 2006 02:37 PM


Originally Posted by thefuturequeenofnebraska
those of you that say ALL are cute have not met Hal 4.0... she has WAY too many HP to be cute :razz:

shes HOT!!!

HP dont mean squat. Its CUTE http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/23/23_20_81.gifThey are Cute:)
You can have 1000 HP and it still looks CUTE

FLORA BLUE Feb 22, 2006 02:39 PM

a rose by any other name is still a rose...

THEY'RE CUTE!:lol: :lol: :lol: Mick

Dr Obnxs Feb 22, 2006 02:46 PM

It takes a 40+ year old male like me,
 
that's very happy and secure, to admit that I own and drive a cute car. But I also don't mind wearing pink or other colors (favs are blue and purple), and have a toe ring! And my wife is happy with the whole package!

If you're happy in your own skin, the labels shed like water off a duck!

I like it being cute, as opposed to ugly like the recently deceased Firebird, or just harsh, like a Countach or an evo....

And we all know how they go, so live with it, and revel in the cuteness!:nod:

Matt

Tüls Feb 22, 2006 03:08 PM

I don't think this is cute...

http://marcchu.com/eval/evalsig.jpg

Tüls Feb 22, 2006 03:09 PM

or this:razz::razz:

http://digitaltuls.com/hal/castles_sm.JPG

thefuturequeenofnebraska Feb 22, 2006 03:15 PM

^^
*drools a little*

snooter Feb 22, 2006 03:15 PM

I"M NOT LISTENINGhttp://www.mazeguy.net/angry/hissyfit.gif

Tüls Feb 22, 2006 03:17 PM

even this one is not exactly cute

http://digitaltuls.com/queen/shadows.JPG

FLORA BLUE Feb 22, 2006 03:18 PM

Tuls...your baby is so-o-o CUTE, oh sorry, I mean, Tuls! Your baby is so MACHO! ! ...and baby girls, the pink MINIs are Divas! :lol: Mick

Porco Rosso Feb 22, 2006 03:18 PM

From a New York Times article on the science of cuteness, back in January (emphasis added by me):

"Scientists who study the evolution of visual signaling have identified a wide and still expanding assortment of features and behaviors that make something look cute: bright forward-facing eyes set low on a big round face, a pair of big round ears, floppy limbs and a side-to-side, teeter-totter gait, among many others."

Enough said. :)

thefuturequeenofnebraska Feb 22, 2006 03:18 PM

nope... shes just precious :razz:

eVal Feb 22, 2006 03:19 PM

I appreciate the sentiment Tuls since I really did not want a cute car and it was one of the things that made me not want a Mini at first, but although my aero grills may make it a little less cheerful I cannot deny that the overall shape of the car is indeed cute as they all are :)

The nice part about photos is that artistically one can put the car in circumstances, lighting and frame it in such a way to give it a different impact, perhaps emote different feelings based on what the photographer wants to communicate - but I can't argue that when Minis are on the street and in context with other things they are all adorable :grin:


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