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Old Nov 7, 2006 | 10:32 AM
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Originally Posted by mini freak
my nosey @$$ neighbor stopped me to see my new car and then asked if toyota made it. i told her bmw made it and then tried my hardest not to tell her to mind her own buisness for once.

my other neighbor and my uncle for that matter, asked me if the engine was in the back.

i get alot of compliments on the car but my grandmother said its the uglies car she has ever seen and i did get a lot of clown joke after owning the car for 5 days.

I'd move...sounds like a bad part of town...
 
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Old Nov 7, 2006 | 05:42 PM
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I finally had my first one. I had to drive my friend and her roommate somewhere this weekend and we were driving down the freeway.

Friend's roommate: "So what made you decide to get the mini version, and not like, the regular one?"
Me: *blank look* "The regular one what?"
Friend's roommate: "You know, like..." *points at PT Cruiser in next lane* "...that one."
 
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Old Nov 7, 2006 | 09:04 PM
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Make sure that guy never reproduces. Keep the gene pool clean.
 
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Old Nov 7, 2006 | 09:19 PM
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Originally Posted by MLWagner79
I finally had my first one. I had to drive my friend and her roommate somewhere this weekend and we were driving down the freeway.

Friend's roommate: "So what made you decide to get the mini version, and not like, the regular one?"
Me: *blank look* "The regular one what?"
Friend's roommate: "You know, like..." *points at PT Cruiser in next lane* "...that one."

oh man

i would have pulled over and kicked him/her out!!!
 
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Old Nov 7, 2006 | 09:52 PM
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Originally Posted by MLWagner79
I finally had my first one. I had to drive my friend and her roommate somewhere this weekend and we were driving down the freeway.

Friend's roommate: "So what made you decide to get the mini version, and not like, the regular one?"
Me: *blank look* "The regular one what?"
Friend's roommate: "You know, like..." *points at PT Cruiser in next lane* "...that one."

I'm grinding my teeth at this. Perhaps we should drag your roommate into the street and execute him for auto-heresy.
 
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Old Nov 8, 2006 | 01:03 AM
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I'm getting really tired of hearing about that one movie with all the Minis in it....what's it called? There were a bunch of them driving around....
The Italian Job? Yeah that's it. Have you seen it? I like to tell them no just to see their face.
I'm still trying to think of a good retort to "Do you like your Mini?" I feel like saying, No I just drive it everyday and mail a payment once a month to the bank cuz I hate it.
(Luckily no PT remarks I think I'd have to smack them!!-especially since my husband works at a chrysler dealership!)
 
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Old Nov 8, 2006 | 02:46 AM
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Some jerk at work "How's life without a trunk, there?"
"Great!" I replied.
 
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Old Nov 8, 2006 | 03:05 AM
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Originally Posted by letsgofloogin
Some jerk at work "How's life without a trunk, there?"
"Great!" I replied.
I might have said, 'How about a boot in the boot?'
 
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Old Nov 8, 2006 | 04:02 AM
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( from the two gold chains in the BMW 740)

" oh look, he got a "My very first BMW" !"
 
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Old Nov 8, 2006 | 04:07 AM
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Originally Posted by holdenontoit
( from the two gold chains in the BMW 740)

" oh look, he got a "My very first BMW" !"
Ah, yet another member of the 'more-money-than-brains' club.
 
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Old Nov 8, 2006 | 05:06 AM
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This is the "or any car" category. Several years ago (B4MINI) my wife and I were poking around a local dealership looking at a year-old Tahoe. While the sales guy was showing us the magnificent Tahoe cupholder assortment, I opened the glovebox, and the original (new car) window sticker was in there, with the price several thousand dollars less than the current (year-old) price. I asked, and the salesman not sure how to answer, agreed it was curious, and went to get his Mgr.

The manager actually told me that Tahoes are appreciating in value. Couldn't believe it.

Didn't ask if they'd take my used Turnip-Truck as a trade-in.

o-brother.
 
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Old Nov 8, 2006 | 06:48 AM
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There was just something in the news about SUV sales skyrocketing coinciding with our 'cheap' () gas prices.

Just how deluded is the purchasing public? Does anyone *not* think that gas prices won't skyrocket again in the near future??

Blows my mind.

Anyway, to be sorta on-topic, I was passing a 3 series Bimmer the other day as he was getting on an exit ramp, and he screams over 'HEY!! Nice MINI!' and gives me a smile and thumbs up!

I smiled all of the way home!


-Paul!
 
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Old Nov 8, 2006 | 07:04 AM
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I was showing one of my friends some pictures of what my MINI would look like before I ordered it, and a guy across the hall walked in (i live in a college dorm) and said your getting a PT cruiser, ***. I just looked at him like he was an idot. But I always get comments that my car is gay from my Football teammates. Then I tell them that Dan Morgan, A All-Pro Linebacker For the Carolina Panthers drives one, and since I live near Charlotte they are live really, damn nevermind
 
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Old Nov 8, 2006 | 07:18 AM
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Originally Posted by H.A.W.G.
I was showing one of my friends some pictures of what my MINI would look like before I ordered it, and a guy across the hall walked in (i live in a college dorm) and said your getting a PT cruiser, ***. I just looked at him like he was an idot. But I always get comments that my car is gay from my Football teammates. Then I tell them that Dan Morgan, A All-Pro Linebacker For the Carolina Panthers drives one, and since I live near Charlotte they are live really, damn nevermind
Tell them that Earnhart Jr owned one, Bobby Rahal, Penn Gillette, Ron Woodson, Juan Pablo Montoya, Ryan Newman, Mike Meyers, James Earl Jones (hey, if Darth Vader drives one), James Garner, and many more.
 
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Old Nov 8, 2006 | 07:19 AM
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Originally Posted by holdenontoit
( from the two gold chains in the BMW 740)

" oh look, he got a "My very first BMW" !"
I know I've seen that quote somewhere in this or another thread.
 
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Old Nov 8, 2006 | 08:24 AM
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"Do you fit in that thing?"

I've heard this one more than 3 times already...I am not that TALL!
 
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Old Nov 8, 2006 | 08:54 AM
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"Does it have air conditioning?"
 
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Old Nov 8, 2006 | 08:56 AM
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I dont understand all the PT Cruiser references. The MINI looks nothing at all like a PT...
 
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Old Nov 8, 2006 | 10:27 AM
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I haven't read this entire thread, so I apologize if anyone has posted this before, but my hubby and I were driving around this weekend and this redneck with missing teeth in a beat up Dodge pickup shouted "What does it look like when it grows up?" at us.... I find it highly amusing how stupid stupid people can be.... my hubby was a little ticked... but what's the point in wasting your temper on people like that... it's just a waste of energy.
 
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Old Nov 8, 2006 | 10:29 AM
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Originally Posted by DustinDallas
I dont understand all the PT Cruiser references. The MINI looks nothing at all like a PT...
My baby 2 year old used to call out PTs as a Mini...but I've corrected him and even at his age, he now knows better than most adults
 
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Old Nov 8, 2006 | 10:31 AM
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Having my Mini referred to as a Zero-Series BMW

Stupid, yes,
Funny, oh yes the first eight times or so....
 
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Old Nov 8, 2006 | 10:40 AM
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Originally Posted by Gromit801
Tell them that Earnhart Jr owned one, Bobby Rahal, Penn Gillette, Ron Woodson, Juan Pablo Montoya, Ryan Newman, Mike Meyers, James Earl Jones (hey, if Darth Vader drives one), James Garner, and many more.
Also, Ryan Seacrest DOESN'T own one.
 
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Old Nov 8, 2006 | 10:59 AM
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Originally Posted by ma78
Also, Ryan Seacrest DOESN'T own one.
OMG ROFLMAO

I almost fell off my chair at work reading this. The co workers are giving me some unusual looks! HAHAHA
 
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Old Nov 22, 2006 | 05:11 AM
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I FINALLY have a great one to add to this thread...

We have a local Italian restaurant called Romano's Macaroni Grill. They also have curbside pickup.

So I placed my order, and the girl on the phone asked me what kind of car I would be driving. I told her a MINI Cooper. There was silence for a moment, and then she said, "See you in 20 minutes."

I pulled up, and what is written on the order ticket? "Car: A SMALL COUP"
 
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Old Nov 22, 2006 | 01:46 PM
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Would you buy another?

My wife's 06 MCSC and my MCS are sitting in the driveway when my neighbor stops by. He asks me some questions about my new driveway and then the conversation turns towards the mini. "Would you buy another?", he asks.....
 
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