F54 Kick Open?
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This kind of technology where none is actually needed is a vexing one for me. "Let's see, we can help the owner avoid having to set down a bag of groceries and pulling on a handle by putting $1k worth of technology under the bumper that will probably fail sometime in year 5 of ownership. Sounds great!"
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Huh... Interesting bit of tech. Sounds like something that will end up getting dirt or mud on it or breaking it in a way it will cost its owners a fistful of cash to fix. I'm dealing with a similar "issue" on my BMW convertible where the interlock between the trunk and tonneau thinks the tonneau is open, thus it won't allow me to access the trunk at all. The result is I'm going to both have to have the whole interlock replaced (by taking the tonneau off) and probably drilling into the trunk to get to the solenoid that disables the trunk lid opening to rearm.
This kind of technology where none is actually needed is a vexing one for me. "Let's see, we can help the owner avoid having to set down a bag of groceries and pulling on a handle by putting $1k worth of technology under the bumper that will probably fail sometime in year 5 of ownership. Sounds great!"
This kind of technology where none is actually needed is a vexing one for me. "Let's see, we can help the owner avoid having to set down a bag of groceries and pulling on a handle by putting $1k worth of technology under the bumper that will probably fail sometime in year 5 of ownership. Sounds great!"
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Really I sometimes feel a little like a Luddite on cars which is ironic because I was one of the most forward thinking car designers amongst my team mates when I worked in the industry in the late 80's and early 90's. I've always been an early adopter of technology and love each new haptic feedback feature or advancement in ergonomics for products, but on cars I am pretty traditional... maybe it comes from my fascination with racing where less is more. For instance, I HATE that there are laws against cell phones, but the interface for radios and air conditioning on modern cars is FAR less intuitive and more distracting than any handheld device. I also don't like flaky electric technology that works one moment and then fails catastrophically in an instant without warning and costs a fortune to replace, because there is no fixing it. It also has low recycle-ability... I enjoy my electric windows, but I sort of miss the manual ones in my old Civic Si from the 90's because it was so dead simple and light weight.
This feature on the surface sounds like it would be like being a Magician and feel pretty satisfying to use but then thinking about it further, especially because I either buy used cars or hold onto my cars a LONG time, it ticks all the NOPE boxes from reliability, cost, frustration, ability to self-diagnose, etc...
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LOL, sounds like learning to play hacky sack under the bumper...
I also don't like flaky electric technology that works one moment and then fails catastrophically in an instant without warning and costs a fortune to replace, because there is no fixing it. ... I either buy used cars or hold onto my cars a LONG time, it ticks all the NOPE boxes from reliability, cost, frustration, ability to self-diagnose, etc...
I also don't like flaky electric technology that works one moment and then fails catastrophically in an instant without warning and costs a fortune to replace, because there is no fixing it. ... I either buy used cars or hold onto my cars a LONG time, it ticks all the NOPE boxes from reliability, cost, frustration, ability to self-diagnose, etc...
My wife's 1984 Jag, purchased near-new in 1988 from a dealer. My wife (correctly) diagnoses that the starter is getting ready to fail. Back to the dealer who replaces it. Same issue. On advice of a friend we visit an independent Jag/Rolls Royce garage with genuine British owner/mechanics. They put the car up on the hoist, remove the "new" dealer-replaced starter and examine it and, in droll British fashion say, "Well... lovely paint job on this bad rebuild..." The mechanic glances around and picks up a greasy starter sitting in the corner and bolts it into my wife's car and says we should give it a try for awhile. A few weeks later I returned to the shop to report all appeared to be well with the greasy salvaged starter. They seemed pleased but refused to accept any payment for the work or the part. It is now 2017, my wife is still driving that same Jag which was maintained by those mechanics until, literally, they died and closed shop.
Second story: On a Friday evening I go to gas up and top off fluids on my 1989 V-12 Jag prior to leaving the next day for a road trip. After gassing up I go to start the car. It cranks fine but won't catch. I call my trusted British mechanic who's office phone rings into his house after hours. He tells me to hold my cell phone "under the bonnet" and crank the car so he can hear it. Having done this with the assistance of a bemused gas station attendant, I ask my mechanic if he heard what he needed to hear. He instructs me to wait 10 minutes and then restart the car and drive it home and park it in the garage. He says to plan to have it towed to his shop on Monday as it won't start again after the one restart.
I wait 10 minutes, the car starts, I drive it home and park it in the garage. We take another car on the road trip. Monday, before I call the tow, I try to start the car. It doesn't start, as promised. When I arrive at the mechanic he has an electrical part ready. He pops it in, the car fires right up and less than $100 later I'm good to go.
Before I leave the shop I ask my mechanic how he knew what the problem was. He smiled and retorted, "Well, how do you know what you know?"
As long as we can find parts, those old Jags will keep doing their controlled seepage in our garage. After all, we all know that's the true best use for kitty litter!
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Huh... Interesting bit of tech. Sounds like something that will end up getting dirt or mud on it or breaking it in a way it will cost its owners a fistful of cash to fix. I'm dealing with a similar "issue" on my BMW convertible where the interlock between the trunk and tonneau thinks the tonneau is open, thus it won't allow me to access the trunk at all. The result is I'm going to both have to have the whole interlock replaced (by taking the tonneau off) and probably drilling into the trunk to get to the solenoid that disables the trunk lid opening to rearm.
This kind of technology where none is actually needed is a vexing one for me. "Let's see, we can help the owner avoid having to set down a bag of groceries and pulling on a handle by putting $1k worth of technology under the bumper that will probably fail sometime in year 5 of ownership. Sounds great!"
This kind of technology where none is actually needed is a vexing one for me. "Let's see, we can help the owner avoid having to set down a bag of groceries and pulling on a handle by putting $1k worth of technology under the bumper that will probably fail sometime in year 5 of ownership. Sounds great!"
I can understand why self described "luddites" may not like new features, but I think some of that stems from just not understanding it or not knowing how it works or how to use it. I also believe that part of that problem is dealers not properly educating their customers, which is ironic because these new technologies get added to address customer complaints. I also understand that there are features that we personally wouldn't use, but I wouldn't go so far as to dismiss the technology altogether. If I had a penny for everyone that asks if MINIs have blind spot monitoring and lane departure warnings and getting confused why they don't....well...I'd have a lot of pennies. I think it's a useless feature, but people want it, who am I to judge? If MINI wants to make it standard, fine.
Sorry, as a tech guy, I don't get the hate for new stuff. Progress is a good thing!
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I took delivery of a 2017 Clubman S All4 three days ago. So far I am very happy with my decision. Because I was trading in a Gen 3 hatchback, the sales advisor spent most of his time on the Clubman specific features. The first point he made was the proper way to find the 'sweet spot' to open the barn doors via a foot pass. Made me do it several times before he went to the rest of his check list. The last thing he covered was a review of the barn door procedure. Got it! I have discovered that there is the slightest delay in the tail lights flashing and the door popping open. Without any science to back this up I think it is to allow you to get both feet back on the ground and move back slightly as to not be in the way of the automatically swinging door. If you do not wait for the delay and continue to kick away at the car it seems to understand that you have no idea what you are doing and waits until you perform the drill correctly. Somewhat similar to banging on a keyboard expecting it to magically read your mind!
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I can understand the novelty of the kick open and am aware that it has actually been around for quite a while on other makes. I am also quite familiar with the sensor technology for its function, as I have been working with various kinds of automation assembly equipment for many years...it really is proven, stable technology.
But I do have to wonder if it is really 'better' than using your fob to pop open the doors?? I don't have the comfort option package on my car, so I just pop open the doors as I walk up to it and can actually trigger it from enough distance away that I don't have to stop and wait to dump my stuff in the back as the doors are open and ready before I get there. Now, there are the occasions when my hands might be too full to handle the fob, but that is a very, very rare event. I have even popped my doors from down the parking aisle a bit as someone is walking by and snickered a bit as they 'jump' a little...hey, I am easily amused! Just another viewpoint to toss in.
But I do have to wonder if it is really 'better' than using your fob to pop open the doors?? I don't have the comfort option package on my car, so I just pop open the doors as I walk up to it and can actually trigger it from enough distance away that I don't have to stop and wait to dump my stuff in the back as the doors are open and ready before I get there. Now, there are the occasions when my hands might be too full to handle the fob, but that is a very, very rare event. I have even popped my doors from down the parking aisle a bit as someone is walking by and snickered a bit as they 'jump' a little...hey, I am easily amused! Just another viewpoint to toss in.
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Try increasing the speed of your kick. I found, I was too slow. Once I increased the speed of the motion, it seemed to work more consistantly.
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My current ride has the "kick to open" feature and I have come to love it. It is wondering with full hands and two kids in two to not have to fish for a fob or reach for the hand actuator. It took some patience to learn the right move but I have it now.
I am looking forward to trying it on my F54 JCW, if and when I get a production date!
I am looking forward to trying it on my F54 JCW, if and when I get a production date!
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