I'll bet the owner is a retired AMC designer.

 

That's the worst Frankenmini I've ever seen!

 

 

all pitch in, buy it, and KILL it before it reproduces!!

 

Can we please take a collection, get the title and have it destroyed?

 

Does anybody live near Batavia, OH so they can drive over to this guys house & slap him for us all

 

Can you imagine how embarrassed this poor CAR is? It's picture plastered all over the internet after some quack mutalated it. It's very sad. Maybe Disney could do something with it??

 

It's like a Borg Mini reject. You will be assimilated - oh, umm, never mind...

 

Oh my GOD!!!

That thing is in Ohio. How about some of us Ohio guys going there & killing that beast.

 

You KNOW it's bad when there are 34... make that 35... posts and not a single one saying a positive word about that...that... that... abomination.

Abomination. That give me an idea. Anyone know where I can get an A-bomb ?

 

Please..... No nukes in Ohio.

On a positive note. I wonder where the rest of that poor bastardized Mini is. Might yield some spare parts.

 

What... no willing to sacrifice yours and a few hundred thousand other lives in order to get rid of that thing ?

Selfish !!

 

Wait a minute there Sarge. I already volunteered in post #34.

Sledge hammers are the weapon of choice. BAM!!!

 

I'll drive to Ohio to join my brethren there in tracking this thing down and getting medieval on the mad scientist that created it... may have to let the pitchfork hang outta Blimey's window... It's an abomination, something beautiful morphed into some monster that should never be seen...









Kinda like Milla Jovovich at the Extinction premier...

 

I have an ax as well as several big hammers (Of course I do, I keep two classics on the road). Matt, Crash, when and where do we meet up to take care of this???

Paul

 

I asked if it was at least still a complete shell. Nope. If the shell was intact it would at least be a project Mini but, as it is, it is not even worthy of a crusher.

 

I think we should stop & get Jeff, the Weshguy too. He'd love going all Brave Heart on that thing.

I'm bringing my own whacking hammer. I have a concealed carry permit for it.