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Good thing we drove my wife's car yesterday - it's storytime!
So we were driving through hill country and I had a strange feeling that we werent in Kansas anymore, even though we were actually in Texas, not Kansas in the first place. Hmm...what is that around the bend...
Why its an ostrich! I hope there aren't any other gargantuan size beasts around here. Wait, what is that....
"Would you mind rolling down your window all the way down sir?" said the zebra. I hesitantly complied...
"Now let me get a better look at you."
"Ah, eating sandwhiches I see...Dont you know its rude to eat sandwhiches without sharing?" At this point in time my wife gave him a bite of her sandwhich. The zebra took one bite, and spit it back out into the care and blew snot out its nose all over me. I guess zebras prefer Subway over Quiznos, we learned the hard way.
Yes, this is a true story. Well except that we were driving around the Natural Bridge Safari in Texas. But it really snotted all over me. I know, don't feed the animals. Actually they sell you food to feed the animals, but my wife thought maybe it would like Quiznos better. She was obviously wrong.
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Our club here in Alabama went to one of these animal parks. . .
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