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I have a George Carlin desk cal.
Really is RANDOM ...
Here is my favorite.
Remember in driving school they told you to keep your hands at 10 oclock and 2 oclock.
FORGET THAT
Put 1 hand at 9.45 and the other at 2.15 ...
That way you have about 30 min extra time to get to where your going.
Okay so here's my first question, why does my computer make a clicking noise when it's doing things?
That's not your computer. What you are hearing of little bits of brain falling and shattering on your skull. That's why, when people get older, they don't hear so well anymore. All the brains have fallen and shattered, and start clogging up the ears. Really, it's true - I read it on wikipedia!
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'04 IB/W MCS w/all the goodies, Ian's auto-up/GDO, MMC#I69/MID CURV169; power folding mirrors
"You can't save the world unless you're willing to make other people sacrifice." - Dogbert, via Pendergast
(Quote I found yesterday which is still amusing me, randomly)
"Homes with no rules or guidelines have produced a generation of hippies, perverts and sassy rebels."
- Captain, Team Sassy Rebel
If you are the Captain, then I am the General!
Why is it when I have an appointment for the next day, that I still feel the need to rebel and go to bed LATER THAN EVER, rather than get a good night's sleep?
Newton was wrong,
there is no gravity,
Earth sucks...
__________________ 2005 MCSC: LSD, Aerokit, Alta CAI and 15%, Magnaflow Catback, Hawk Ceramics, TSW XBrace chassis brace, Kosei K1's w/ Goodyear F1 GS-D3's 1969 Westerly Cirrus: Kappa sails, 155% genoa :-) , CDI roller furl/reef, Yamaha 4 stroke, Interlux Polyurethane, West system Epoxies and glass. MYMINI in a TV Commercial! The "Making of" the commercial :-)
When pointy sticks are outlawed, only outlaws will have pointy sticks.
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MINIless for the immediate future. :(
Previously owned:
06 Justa Cooper Astro Black
03 MCS BRG and lotsa mods
06 MCSA HB and even more mods
too much cowbell? 
