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"Don't you hate when your hand falls asleep and you know it will be up all night."
"The other day, I was walking my dog around my building--on the ledge...."
"What's another word for thesaurus?"
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I was pulled over for speeding today. The officer said, "Don't you know the speed limit is 55 miles an hour?" I replied, "Yes, but I wasn't going to be out that long."