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[ChiliCooperS]

The reason I have been a way for a while is that I have been very busy in a new part of my like (called women) and I have been recovering from a traumatic head, shoulder, and neck injury that occured subsequently during this last weekend.

I decided that I wanted to use (test) my current leather care products against each other b4 I applied them to my own outrageously expensive custom leather interior. So first I applied some to my dad's Navigator, then to my mom's Ford Exploder(), then to add some fun, to our leather bar stools in the game room in our basement. First there was the neighborhood party Sat. night, I'm sitting on one of the leather barstools, and slide off hitting my head on the table. The next day my dad goes to take me to the doctor because of the head injury and I shatter my shoulder when, when he went around corner the (inertia) + (the lack of friction caused by the leather treatment) = Mike pasted to the window with his shoulder still in the intersection, then when my mom came to pick me up from the ER, I slid off the seat of her car while getting in and broke my neck on the running board, how convienient.

For all of you who actually bought that story, I don't know about your common sense, other than it is very low, JK My point is, is that I could have a themepark made up of nothing but these treated seats, they're more slippery than anything I have ever seen. But I want to enrich my seats for the first time, still retain the smell, but loose the waterpark feeling everytime I get in. Is there anything I can do with this stuff, or is there any other stuff on the market that is what I am looking for?

Thanks, and I hope you had a good laugh!

Mikey