Look what the nice UPS man brought me today! They weren't cheap, but neither are quality detailing goodies! On your next order, look for some sweet Wow tablets in your box!

Of course this offer is limited by how long I have them!
In case anyone's thinking how come I didn't use black M&M's with white printing--which is what I really wanted--it's because the website didn't offer white printing for the custom stuff--only black printing and thus the colors that would read well with black printing.
Also, they wanted two lines of printing--the other line was supposed to be WOW ME, but they probably thought it was too commercial sounding. The trick to doing these is you can't have product names, company names, anything dealing with race, etc.. So BLACK WOW was out of the question.