HELP!!!!! I splashed through a puddle of wet concrete!!!!!
I know right where it happened, too! Right down the street from work there is a concrete plant. I'll be calling them on Monday, but I'm prepared for a completely unsatisfying conversation. Grrr.
I thought it was just mud, but I finally got a chance to wash Li'l Pepper today and it is definitely dried concrete. I think I'll be able to get it off the paint with clay bar and polish and such. But how the hell am I going to get it off the textured black bits?!?!?

The rocker panels are covered, parts of the flares are splashed and the rear wheel well liners are coated. I can't imagine what it looks like underneath.
Any ideas????